You should know this much; I love the simple things in life. Long walks down the aisle of a 747. Seat one A. A private jet for two, maybe three.

  Friends call me a hopeless romantic. I fall in love so easily. With the in room dining snack bar. A super fresh piece of sashimi. Or that infamous Michelin star street food cart in Singapore. What can I say? Food and travel (and the occasional dirty joke) are my love languages.

I take great pride on being tiny and discreet. I might even be a figment of your imagination. Your stereotypical manic pixie dream girl, except I’m 100% flesh and blood real. I’m most myself in large suites with my girlfriends, tucked away on your business trip like your favorite yet travel friendly little secret, equipped with a love for books, solitude, dinners with you and a generous AMEX allowance. Don’t worry, I’m very generous. I may surprise you with a few feline (or female) gifts here and there.

I’m down to earth and easy going. Simple things really ; like breakfast in your private jet to Mykonos, a small, but intimate slumber party with all my friends, a week or two living in that giant New York City penthouse suite at that One Hotel. You know, the basics.

Everyone knows I celebrate my birthday all year. Amazingly, I never age. Witty banter, story telling, and inside jokes. An ongoing book club for two. Enough about me. Let’s move onto you. Tell me something that would surprise me, make me laugh, or make me fall in love with you. If not, just tell me the pin to your AMEX Platinum. Till next time ;)